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Steering

being a control freak (and/or extremely distrustful of the other person) by second-guessing his actions or manipulating him into doing what you want.

Often it's just as you're about to do the action -- change lanes, turn off the TV, whatever -- but by indicating they feel you should do that action, the steering person has taken all credit for it, and portrayed you as incompetent.
"Do you want to change lanes here?"
"Dude stfu, stop steering me, I was already going to turn there."
by mercuryfx August 12, 2009
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Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!
by Dirtimus January 20, 2011
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Seibeling

The act of fantasizing/masurbating about a sexy Professor and becoming either wet or hard during their class and subsequently going home and masturbating about them.
As I listen to my Professor's voice in class, I am seibeling of him with his hand in my pants.
by Hot for my teacher February 17, 2008
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Steering Wheel Tan

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.
Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.
by Melissa Hupalo August 25, 2008
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sistering

When you're friends with someone just to meet their hot sister
Why are you hanging out with him, he's such a jerk?
I know, but have you seen his sister?
I get it, sistering.
by H. Archer May 24, 2016
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Soybering

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.
"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."
by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021
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Sebring

a small town in highlands county florida

it's a really boring place filled with old people. the main attraction is practically walmart. the mall SUCKS

people who live there either get end up staying there cause theyre boring. but the smart ones leave as soon as they can.

they have talented cheerleaders but thats about it. the other athletics arent that great.

oh and the selection isnt good at all. no point in finding a soul mate there.
-"Wow I hate our town"

-"Nah man be happy we dont live in Sebring. i hear its even worse over there"
by sebring hater October 8, 2011
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