Sidewinder

The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.

1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.

by Loserino March 04, 2018

Sidewinder

a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.

Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.

by the_rhino December 01, 2003

Sidewinder

while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.

holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!

by kneecoal April 27, 2009

Sidewinder

when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.

I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.

by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

What are sidewinders

by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 24, 2005

Sidewinder

A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.

Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.

Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.

by Timothy Vanscoy February 14, 2018