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SideMan

person 1: Jeez, was that your girl who walked by?
person2: Nah man, shes got another man already
person1: Eyyy you telling me you're a SideMan now??
person3: eyyy lmaooo mans a SideMan
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Sideman

Jordan Young. A Male Black Youth Searching For His True Identity By Being Affiliated With Other Youths Higher Of His Popularity. This Results In People Knowing Him As The Guy Thats "Always There" Or "A Tag Along" , Going To Meet People With Friends He Doesnt Even Know, Or Even Going To A Party He Is No Invited To. This My Friends, Is A SIDEMAN(Jordan Young)
"Naah that guy just bumlicks him, fucking sideman" "What? Like a Jordan Young? Surely he cant be Thatttt bad of a bumlick?"
by FrontMan1234 December 23, 2012
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sideman

A person that receives a blowjob at a white persons party however cannot remember the events that took place nor the person he received it from. Also turns up to parties uninvited.
That guy went shopping with a girl, the girl was texting her boyfriend whilst he was with her, then after he dropped her home he texted her 'LOVE YAx' and she didn't reply. What a sideman
by Someone special123456789 January 24, 2013
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Fuzzy Sidetone

The distorted sound a woman hears after her man has ejaculated in her ear following or instead of vaginal intercourse. Typically utilized as a form of psychological punishment to the woman for not retrieving a beer, sandwich, etc.

Best inflicted while the woman is sleeping to induce maximum mental disorientation, though the technique can also be applied overtly to establish dominance.

A derivative of the sound of your own voice heard in earphones when speaking through a headset with attached microphone, or in the monitor earpiece musicians wear.
She wouldn't let me go anywhere near her NAT box last night, so I waited for her to fall asleep and slipped it in her ear. That f*@king Adele song won't sound so sweet with fuzzy sidetone!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
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Sidemen

That one sucker that gives all his time and effort in to a girl that is just using him , even though they say they are in a relationship they do not ever get physical and if they do get physical she's either drunk ,or getting him to give her a Favour. She finds him weak and annoying and will often hook up with his much more appealing friends .
Bestfriend - Have you smashed yet

Sidemen -noooo ,but we went to the cinema last week and I paid , I love her soo much

Bestfriend - Are you ever going to smash ?

Sidemen - yeah ,but between the shopping sprees i finance and hours i put in doing her home work ,I'm happy just holding hands

Bestfriend - well just fyi ,tightest pussy around......

Sidemen - what ??......

Bestfriend- yeah............. awkward
by THeSunKiller November 19, 2013
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sidemouse

To steal or take without asking something from the side.
He sidemoused the bong when she wasn't looking.
by Jaye Mkay August 9, 2012
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Sideman

An idiot or jack ass. (Mostly an English colloqualism)
Person 1: Oh look at him, he's a sideman
by My pseudonym is 'Poop' May 24, 2015
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