Shockingryan

Ryan (born Febuary 11, 2004), better known as Shockingryan, is a British Youtuber and one of the best HIVE Bedrock Edition Players.

Is that guy hacking? Nvm it's Shockingryan.

by Hive Bedrock May 8, 2022

shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

shwerking

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle

Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"

by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.

Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!

by currybomb July 29, 2010