shneef

To snort cocaine through one's nostril.

Let's go have a couple shneef's guy.

by B_J May 21, 2005

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shneefter

A word that can simply mean anything and everything you need it to mean at the time.

Word originated from T in the Park 2009 by gunner and his weegie pals but was discovered at T in the park 2010 by a group of neeburs drappin peels here there and everywhere. One Love.

Mertin: 'I've dropped the ganja all over my shneefter'
Gurth: ' Bad times Mertin, bad times'

Marc: 'By the way, was looking at my schneefter last night. Got warts all over it. Its no cool'

by Cpt Gurth July 15, 2010

shweekend

shit weekend

Emily: How was your weekend?
Henry: It was pretty bad
Emily: Was it a shweekend then?

by ShBude March 27, 2015

Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.

"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."

by Anewell September 13, 2014

shueef

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.

"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"

by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014

shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.

"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017