sharking

To pull a girl's panties down in public, usually when she's wearing a short skirt. Very popular in Japan.

Did you see that sharking video from Japan? That girl was pretty shocked but everyone saw her ass!

by Douglas Goldstein February 17, 2005

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011

shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

sharking

The practice that is popular in Japan that involves the pulling down of unsuspecting women's tops in public exposing their breasts, known as "topsharking", whereas "lowsharking" involves the pulling down down of unsuspecting women's panties in public.

Wow, did you see the sharking of that young girl? Her boobs were totally exposed to the public!

by bobbyrice January 12, 2007

shwerking

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

ankle sharking

when a cat is walking in circles around your feet, usually waiting for food and/or attention, and occasionally rubs up against your ankles/legs with it's face or rear end. Motion is reminiscent of sharks circling their prey.

When I got home Boris was totally ankle sharking me because I forgot to feed him that morning.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009