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Shrumpelkniltskin

shrumpelkniltskin : a small goblin like man closely related to frogs and badgers. Usually lives in grungy, mold populated sewage drains and ditches. If you ever bother one, just know that you will you will never outrune him. He is magical and he never skips leg day.
Hey you see that there! It's a real shrumpelkniltskin!

Wow, I hope we can salvage his ear wax! very valuable stuff that is.
by mustardketchup475 January 11, 2021
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Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.
person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.
by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009
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Strumped

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..
"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"
by Dae408 February 5, 2010
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Shrimped me up

Something or someone being so horrible the sight of it immediately made their dick soft.
“Wow that picture shrimped me up.”
That bitch shrimped me up.”
by Ur_rarted January 3, 2021
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Shrimped

A reference to a person's hunched stature after excessive drinking and/or drug use. It is often accompanied by vomiting and sleeping. Common shrimping locations include toilets and couches.
Ron: "Is Hunter alright?"
Leslie: "Nah, he had two edibles last night and he's still shrimped on our couch."
by siakim February 15, 2021
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shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess
You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)
by Catlin368D October 12, 2021
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Nin Shlumped

When you feel like some ass and juh wanna feel good again
Goddamn, I feel Nin Shlumped, I juh wanna cry
by shlumpmastaa September 8, 2021
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