Aggravated Shrubbery

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.

Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

by Al Coon July 21, 2010

Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

Quim Shrubbery

Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''

Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace

by Flooksy January 9, 2021

shrubbery face

a man with a hairy vagina face

look at that man, he has an extraordinary shrubbery face, how revolting

by jack sparrow and luke tocknell January 17, 2008

Shrubbery

Mythical creature that lives in a bush and steals pennies

Ah that shrubbery stole my pennies

Help there’s a shrubbery in that shrubbery

by Yeetushaha December 2, 2019

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Horse Shrubbery

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit

This is some fucking horse shrubbery

by Frogy120 August 22, 2023