shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z June 8, 2012

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 May 19, 2018

Gradual Shrinkage

A witty insult for when ones penis slowly and gradually gets soft, and can't keep a hard on. Typically used for embarrassing someone from the lack of erection for stimulating their partner.

Man, I can't believe you didn't get laid with that girl! You really missed your mark and showed her some gradual shrinkage.

by Lighty1800 July 5, 2022

Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 16, 2022

aggravation shrinkage

A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.

"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".

by Lord Thunder December 22, 2010