A 'Shirker' is someone who doesn't do much work or none at all. To avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility).
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by xido November 7, 2004
Get the head shrinker mug.A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league
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Ted Striker Syndrome
Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face
Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face
by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013
Get the Ted Striker syndrome mug.An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.
by Battered worker November 22, 2017
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