Shmice

The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.

1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."

by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012

Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.

Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

by lafuferfly August 11, 2010

Shrijeet

What a guy. Shrijeet is a great guy. Probably the best Minecraft player out there, the rest simply pale in comparison. He is super cool and also "super hot" as other may say.

Damn! How'd Shelly get so good at Minecraft? She really acting like a Shrijeet out here!

by Bigbuzzy999 March 9, 2021

DSI shriek

The universal sound made when you get killed in Super Mario Brothers or any DSI game. This sound is innate in humans, having been witnessed in specimens ranging from 3 to 63.

One more DSI shriek and you are outta this car, dude. I don't care if you are just five years old.

by Mama12345 January 31, 2010

shicer

shitter
from German "Scheisser"
scheissen = to shit

He is a damn shicer

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

shriner club

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts. It means these niggas some clown ass dudes

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts.

by Stillpeddling April 21, 2017

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006