shrek

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

by Andre' February 19, 2008

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005

shrek

did you mean god?

Shrek created the universe in 6 days, taking a break on the 7th.. also known as "Sunday."

by Maatau December 22, 2018

shrek

The Mighty Wayne Rooney.....

"Jug-Head" "FA Cup".......

by Lee Quelch February 23, 2005

shrek

bae and daddy
SEXY ASS BEAST

girl 1- omg shrek is so hot
girl 2- i know

by videolubricantoctopusgrandma June 13, 2019

shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 17, 2002

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006