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shredded 

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
shredded by bigtiddies January 18, 2022

Shredded 

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded
Shredded by Heyayya May 31, 2023

shredded shit 

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
shredded shit by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Shredded Cheese 

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
Shredded Moose by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

shredded as fuck 

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner
JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "