Shploinky

When a song or any instrument sound so funky you’ll bop hard as fuck to it.

It’s Shploinky..

Guy: listen to my new bass amp I just got

* proceeds to play something groovy as fuck *

Drunk Guy: That shit sounds Shploinky as fuck!

Guy:wtf?

by DrunkMusicNerd December 13, 2022

Shpinky pinky

A shpinky pinky is When you throw a dwarf into the air ( male or female) and they fall back down for you to catch them on your pinky. You then have a shpinky pinky

Dont lick my pinky yet ive got a SHPINKY PINKY

by anonymous June 23, 2023

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Shlinky

A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.

"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"

by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026

Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024