Switzerland

Pricey Watches, Dirty Money, Good Weed, Cheap Discount Beer, and Expensive Fun are among the things to be found in Switzerland: a small, central European nation known for its wealth, the secrecy of its banks, mountains, and the extensive military defense lines. Every house has a bomb shelter and a military issue rifle as they have a draft. The pedestrian will note that streets tend to be dead by 10 and walking around you are confronted by walls and hedges. Everywhere.

"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"

"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."

"Whoa"

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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"

"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."

by otto von sauhund December 9, 2010

dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.

Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.

by victor August 10, 2004

switzerland

Switzerland is a country in Europe, but:

Switzerland isn't Sweden!
And Swiss is not the same as Swedish!

get it?

American: "Where you from?"
Swiss tourist: "I'm from Switzerland"
American: "Oh nice, I like the Swedish girls!"

by Swiss Tourist June 4, 2007

showter

Someone who shits in the shower while intoxicated

"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"

by Brittany Hatfield and Andrew Munger July 26, 2008

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009