Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

shooting ropes

when you cum a lot and it creates the visual effect of shooting ropes out of your dick

brooo, i jerked for 1 hour last night and came shooting ropes all over the place

by denzzz April 16, 2020

school shootings

A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school

White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings

by simplerealistic January 19, 2019

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

by rightlane February 28, 2016

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Shopping Socks

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.

Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.

by Redboots November 5, 2010