shnuble

an erection that is so massive that it rips the skin on your penis

did you hear that Jake got a shnuble from seeing Trish in math yesterday?

by jack burtin February 16, 2008

shnobleglorf

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy

my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf

by catmandueman January 12, 2010

Shlubby

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shnab

To have sex

Shoof the aygay on the beach shnabing the ejay

by Arzt December 2, 2010

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

Shnuckle

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.

"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."

by The Normandy February 6, 2012

shlubbin

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

by Marticusas October 14, 2007