shnize

when something is cool, great, awesome, totally sick.

Your new plasma is shnize. or Your new plasma is hecka shnize. Even, HOLY SHNIZE!

by Flashinator December 12, 2008

Shozeb

A person who has the ability to make others smile. He loves smoking hookah and bumping good music in his pimped out car.

Goes to sleep early due to headaches. Asks mommy for medicine. Very difficult to wake up after this occurs. However your love for him is unconditional.

I was shozebing the other day

by kriptacrontalonic April 25, 2010

Shnooze

When you go for a shit but, whilst sitting there, you nod off and it turns in to a snooze

God knows how long I had that shnooze for, but it will be tough to explain to my boss

by laugust July 22, 2010

Shnozztastic

So fucking awesome that nothing can compete with the object or person described by this awesome adjective.

Johnny: Hey Jimmy, did you see Debby's new Shnozztastic new implants?
Jimmy: No, I think Barbara's natural ones are way more Shnozztastic.
Johnny: Well I think you're wrong.
Debby: Hey what are you guys talking about?

by Mr. Boobers November 10, 2010

ShMoZe

ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."

"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."

by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008

Shonzee

A male escort, which only entertains rich or wealthy women.

shonzeeescortprostitutewhoreslut

by MikJokes August 24, 2009

Shnobel

Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".

This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton

by Shnobel January 20, 2009