shnortin

one with an enlongated face

hey shnortin why the long face

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

shoorty

same as shorty a fine girl or women that gans use

that shoorty is so fine
i love you shoorty

by sadai December 15, 2008

Shnoot

A shnoot consists of an asshole who enters the right hand turn lane and acts like he/she is turning into a parking lot. Then he/she cuts everyone off to be first in line.

I was sitting at a red light and when it turned green I decided to move into the right turn lane and perform the shnoot.

by s0fly24 October 16, 2013

shnootz

the word that you just have to say when you're excited or just really fucking happy about something. It is more of a word to use and let the gay-happy feeling you have!

dude, im so stoked for that donkey and man one-on-one action tonight! SHNOOTZ!

by derkaderka February 28, 2008

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

shnoot

A cluster of (usually three) sizable bumps on the nose, often occupied by the small 'shnoot spider'.

Lloyd spit out his drink upon seeing his first shnoot.

by Wags Sculpture October 23, 2007

shnoot

(verb) to snort or sniff substances
(noun) the substance snorted or sniffed

said jess to billy, "let's shnoot some k"

by kface March 23, 2005