Shnit

When you fart and sneeze at the same time causing you to shit your pants.

I was so embarrassed last night. I shnit myself on my date.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

da shnit biznitch

da shnit biznitch. the best shit going

this car is da shnit biznitch lets go steal it aiight

by insane man June 24, 2006

flirkin' shnit

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

by jgcd October 21, 2006

hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 4, 2021

SaniTzar

Post COVID-19 Hospitality worker who is responsible for patrolling, auditing, cleaning all areas of a Foodservice Establishment to ensure public safety and guest delight.

We’re promoting Mike to SaniTzar as soon as we reopen the restaurant.

by Bacchvs April 20, 2020

Sanitary

Something or someone that exceeds expectations

Synonymous with “cool” “wicked” “amazing” “great”

Wow that movie was sanitary.

My girl was pretty sanitary last night.

by Artemistic22 November 13, 2018

Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018