Shnit

When you fart and sneeze at the same time causing you to shit your pants.

I was so embarrassed last night. I shnit myself on my date.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Sharzard

A piece of methamphetamine that is so large it is worn around the neck like a pendant

Damn dude did you see the size of the Sharzard on that guy's neck

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Boof

The act of injecting liquid methamphetamine into someone's asshole.

"Give me a boof and I'll be on one all night"

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Jillyrancher

When a girl named Jill takes jolly ranchers and unwrap them and places them inside her vagina and then rewraps them and sends them to her incarcerated other half or distant lover, so they can remember the taste of her vagina.

Dude, I just got a new bag of jillyranchers on mail call. Damn I can't wait to get out of jail.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Stinkypinkeye

When you're eating a girl out and she farts in your face and you end up with a case of pink eye

That sick b**** give me the stinkypinkeye

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Mr.Snuffaluffagus

When a emo guy has an extremely large penis.

I showed Betty Mr.Snuffaluffagus last night, scared the hell out of her.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024