The term, 'Shnaber', refers to an individual who typically lacks knowledge, and is of the Caucasian descent. An authentic 'Shnaber' favors in consuming fairly high dosages of Medical Cannabis and Starbucks iced-coffee--either with half-and-half or heavy cream. Although the common 'Shnaber' tends to lack intelligence, experts advise others to stay away from them. In simplest terms, do not f*ck with a 'Shnaber'. They are scattered across the the La Cañada region. If a wild Shnaber approaches you, just yell "Wendi" and they will silently walk away. You have been warned.
Girl at Starbucks: "Damn Nic, look at that guy with his drink over there. He lookin' like a snack!"
Nic: Is it a Venti iced-coffee? He's gotta be a Shnaber.
Nic: Is it a Venti iced-coffee? He's gotta be a Shnaber.
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