ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

shopped out

Spent all my money. My feet are sore. My nerves are shot from rude and jostling shoppers and clerks. I am shopped out

I like to spend money and buy stuff but when I'm done I'm shopped out and don't want to see another shopper or clerk lest I punch them in the throat.

by Gwenigan December 29, 2014

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.

Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.

by zebrabutzzz June 21, 2010

shlopped

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

by carmello d. September 23, 2013

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016