Shminging

combination of the words shocking and minging. Often used if something is so appalling that you don't even know how to describe it.

"Her thong is hanging out and she's surrounded by all those boys." "Ugh, she's shminging"

"He was really drunk, yelling, and stumbling everywhere, his behaviour was absolutely shminging"

by BooBooKitty June 7, 2013

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

Shlongin

(adj)cool, in a sexual manner

That girl is shlongin

by Kaldicuck November 16, 2003

Shmangin

Smashing semen back up into one's urethra.

Niel fixed his premature ejaculation by "Shamngin"

I bet I can shmang more than you in a minute!

Shmangin

by Cocktarts October 10, 2012

shpenguin

An amazing person who will be there for you no matter what the one you will be able to turn to when you have a problem Shpenguin’s are sensitive but loving they make it seem like they are ok but they most likely have something going on in their life that isn’t good. They are funny, Handsome , pretty , and sometimes Petty They like volleyball and basketball

That Shpenguin is so fine I with he/she was mine

by Shpenguin May 10, 2018

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020