shmeckleometer 

A tool concockted to get the temperature of ones schmeckle.

My penis is getting warm, do you have a shmeckleometer

shmeckleometer by Beefcake520 April 30, 2022

shmeckle shmurf 

A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

shmeckle shmurf by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018

shmeckle 

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

shmeckle by ed January 27, 2005

shmeckle 

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

shmeckle by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle 

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

Doolally Shmeckle by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

shmeckle 

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

shmeckle by howareya January 29, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled 

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

Fecal-Shmeckled by Mashque September 22, 2010