Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shmegeggy

A Yiddishism first introduced to the English language in Saul Bellow's classic "Herzog," meaning an unadmirable person.

He better get it this afternoon, that ludicrous shmegeggy! (This is how Bellow's hebrew lawyer describes an opposing counselor).

by Richie Martin September 28, 2008

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmegular

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time

Im just being regular shmegular like any other day

by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017

shmagel

Shmagel ( n ) : a person who uses the cell phone while he/she is in the restroom.
Synonyms: dagel

Shmagels are mingling in the powder-room stalls.

by Yuskii November 14, 2015

Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017