Shmeeze 

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

Shmeeze by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Shmeeze 

A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).

I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.

Shmeeze by Eser August 4, 2006

Shmeeze 

Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun

Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze

Shmeeze by Mlebhar November 21, 2018

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

shmeedle by jessica March 6, 2004

shmeeze beeze a creeze! 

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.

steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

shmeeze beeze a creeze! by B - DUB October 5, 2006

Shmeeple 

the blue m&m that drinks green pee. it's green pee, not gatorade lemon lime. ITS GREEN PEE.

Guy: who drank the green pee?
Guy2: Shmeeple did!!

Shmeeple by ana69 November 30, 2019

shmeezebag

female who is unsavory.

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.

shmeezebag by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011