sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

sheet whore

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Shmee Shmee

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021

Butt Sheets

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

Sheetal

Amazing , dazzling , queen of hearts , sweet yet strong , naughty yet sympathetic , caring , cute , sexy , beautiful , humourous , funny , adorable, goofy yet matured , soft spoken and foul mouthed when irked , AWESOME

If you mess around with her your downfall is the only way around . She likes to be carefree , listens but do not boss her around . A free soul let her fly .

An Angel Soul.

Be Human , Be like Sheetal.

by Manjusha February 20, 2019

Top sheet nigga

A person with class and everything together in life. To the point their bed has a bottom sheet and top sheet. The opposite of a (bare mattress nigga)

I'm a top sheet nigga

by thundermen June 9, 2016

sheet, mon

means the same as "shit, man" but with a Jamacian accent.

Someone wants to score a bag of reefer in Jamacia and has no idea how to. They ask the first guy on the beach with dreadlocks and he says " sheet, mon, I can help you find some"

by May Reed March 21, 2011