Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

shmeco

A idiotic yet funny person.

Hey dude Bob doesn't do his job right he makes lots of mistakes cuz hes always messing around he's a real shmeco.

by 00912345 May 3, 2021

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021

SHMECKLE COPY MARK

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011