Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

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Shambledandy

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.

DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.

by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

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shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

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shambler

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.

Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*

by haze January 14, 2004

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shmallee

A very cute small white fluffy dog. Looks traumatized frequently, humps inanimate objects resembling Barney, reminds one of a feather duster, is a cookie fiend, likes Metro Station.

Laura: SHMALLEEEEE!!!
Phillip: Oh.

by Owner of Shmallee June 16, 2008

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Shamble

A structure in a golf competition which allows golfers with higher handicaps to defeat golfers with lower handicaps without requiring them to perform.

I think our friends pulled a fast one on us by convincing us to play them in a Shamble.

by Da_lauber March 4, 2019

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