Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...
Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.
Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.
Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
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Get the splurf mug.Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening
B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
by Hasser December 30, 2008
Get the Shlupfer Sturmer mug.the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.
also associated with the word purple.
person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*
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Get the Shlarf mug.The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
by Liev Love December 26, 2008
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