shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Slunk out

when one just walks away.

Leon: "wut u do?"
Larry: "i slunk out!"
Leon: " u slunk out?!"
Larry: " what should i have done?"

by Brett Curry January 16, 2008

Shlanky

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

Shlink

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017