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Shloka

A total Indian hottie, but is probably more white than you are. She might not look great at school but when that uniform comes off you’ll see her smokin hot body. She’s also really funny, charismatic and kind to everyone, expect when someone lies... 💀 Shloka’s are probably whiter than you, but still has Indian parents and has to follow their rules... She may not look smart but shloka’s are supperr competitive and will not let a bad grade touch her paper. Shloka’s are just all round winners, they try their hardest in everything and especially dominate in sports.
“She makes all the boys simp, she’s suck a shloka”
by Kiitee October 7, 2020
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shalonka

Man 1: Yo Rajesh didn’t send me the homework.
Man 2: Damn Rajesh a shalonka.
by Massey Yutes January 1, 2020
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Shloka

She is a She and not a He. Super good human and a friend of that mutherfucker who is a lil talented than her. Super unpredictable and someone whose friends are lucky to have her.
You're a Shloka, couldn't predict you were a mutherfucker's friend.
by Black mambaaa November 24, 2021
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shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless
Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas
by Dert Otek May 8, 2022
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Shonkalay

A wild-card word used in place of swearing or for comic effect.
For example: Shut the shonkalay up! What the shonkalay are you talking about? I'm tired of this shonkalay.

Not solely for swearing: "Where'd I put that shonkalay. I put shonkalay on my cereal in the morning.
by Fresh Corn December 9, 2016
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Chimi-shlonga

A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal
Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?
by Gringo777 October 20, 2014
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Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time
Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.
by Gus0001 February 15, 2019
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