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Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021
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Pissy Shitties

The Pissy Shitty, invented and patented in 1893 by M.M. O’Shaughnessy, is a bowl of popcorn that you pour Coca-Cola into. It is typically served in movie theaters across The United States in containers called “Piss Buckets”. Different states have different variations, with Texas using Dr. Pepper instead of the traditional Coca-Cola.

It is also served in some bars as an alcoholic variation (usually with dark liquor and Coca-Cola) called a “Friday Night Free And Easy”.
Hey dad, can we get Pissy Shitties when we see Fast and Furious 69?”

“Yes, son.”
by Poopy Butty July 3, 2020
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Shitzilla

Damn that was Shitzilla
by Aidan Mowat February 16, 2005
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Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.
Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"
by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014
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Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum
"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"
by hydro dumper October 7, 2009
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shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.
Oh shitzedoodles!
by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016
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Shotzie

The embodiment of corrupted innocence. When used as an action: To corrupt innocent hooligans.
Bob, don't do a Shotzie, he's still so innocent!
by Dvrk Stylez April 4, 2020
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