shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

shittweeting

The act of tweeting really bad or ironnically bad shit on twitter.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - @somerandomretard doing some low level shittweeting

by Alaskalizard April 13, 2016

shtexting

pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.

Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"

by metaltaz November 14, 2012

Shittering

A combination of shitting and shivering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."

by xfiosx December 3, 2016