shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

Shit on my Dahl

Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue someone has ruined your lively hood. A man would declare "You really have shat on my dahl".

A man would declare "You really did shit on my dahl".

by zitsnpits January 28, 2019

shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.

The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"

by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007

shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

get shit on

To experience a misfortune, specifically by someone else's doing either meaningful or not.

-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.

-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."

by Atronox Cult February 14, 2014

dog shit on the table

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006