shitweasel

A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? May 2, 2011

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shiptease

When you order something from a online market like amazon.com and the status of your order is in the "Not shipped yet" or "Shipping soon" stage for what seems to be an extremely long period of time.

Guy1: Dude I order my Xbox 360 from amazon.com 3 days ago and it hasn't even been shipped yet.

Guy2: Wow what a shiptease.

by CaptainGarbage January 21, 2011

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Shitweasel

Someone who is both untrustworthy and anti-social - Used in Manchester UK

"Ha - you really want to buy drugs from that shitweasel? Enjoy your early morning wake up call" (meaning police raid due to the person names being an informant)

by weishaupt616 October 31, 2015

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