Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009

shitmaggotry

A word created by a great Twitter Doc to describe people that have their head so far up their ass, that asshattery doesn't suffice to describe their stupidity.

My boss is making me work this weekend. What kind of shitmaggotry is that?

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitmagandhi

Cursing in a pacifistic way. So you swear but you don't mean it in violent way.

Jim: Arr soz i forgot the DVD.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi

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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.

by dajfhsdfsdfsdfsjdfgnsdndan August 9, 2008