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shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.
After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.
shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

Shit Hook 

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"
Here come the shit hooks, take cover!
Shit Hook by screecwe August 21, 2009

shit hook 

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'
That mf'er is a real shithook
shit hook by dr pusbag October 5, 2003

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shithooks 

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!
shithooks by 000 October 20, 2003