Shitfaced

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.

by K.M.A November 1, 2004

shitfaced

1. Totally drunk; spifflicated
2. Nasty, as in angry

1. Maude was shitfaced most of the time.
2. Well, ya don't have to get shitfaced about it.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

getting shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and likely making a fool of yourself

Bill : "You see Steve? He's getting shitfaced tonight, just punched that waitress in the tits."

by Smd2003 November 2, 2013

shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

by Greg August 22, 2003

Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005