Shitbird

An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.

During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.

by Blue Texas February 18, 2021

Shitturds

Things in life that just completely suck. This is what life gives you when lemons aren't bad enough.

The new job is just a bursting bowl of shitturds.

by Bigmanintheforest January 4, 2012

shitbird

More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.

People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.

by q359 July 24, 2023

Shitbird

Lazy person not good for anything

Look at that shitbird wasting time on the clock

by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017

Shitbrush

The consumption of one's own feces. Most commonly enacted by dogs.

While we were sleeping and Howard was unsupervised, he treated himself to a morning shitbrush.

by JamesPaul May 5, 2008

shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018

e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.

by Semiramida December 27, 2018

shityards

Holy shityards

Holy shityards that’s a nice cock- Dylan

by Brogan714 June 28, 2020