Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

shitrake

1. Derogatory term used to describe a person who hates the character Fonzy from Happy Days.
2. Just a general derogatory term coined in nineteen dickity two by Brent K.

Yo, this guy is a total shitrake.

Aw man, you don't like fonzy? You're a shitrake.

by Brent K December 28, 2005

shitbate

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

by young n high February 27, 2010

shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs

"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.

by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005