shit brick

A kid who cannot take a shit in public places. Usually resulting from a traumatic experience during childhood, involving a public restroom.

We call my friend Chris Orr 'shit brick' cuz he shit his pants in class one time cuz he rufused to use the public bathrooms.

by Cee Dub December 29, 2003

shit brick

a rectangular box shaped piece of feces expelled from the anus of a living or dying animal.... also a person who shares many of the same characteristics of the feces

Fuckin shit brick!!!!

by Joe Peezy fo Sheezy August 17, 2007

shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by dude May 30, 2004

shit brick house

A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.

Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"

by ilikegibletsandgelpens October 5, 2008

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

shit brick

The term used in the 17th century for the shape (object) horse manure form when loaded into wagons to be moved out of stables

That's a quite large shitbrick you're moving.

by John November 9, 2003

Shit Brick

Just as you would imagine, a brick of shit, any shit.

Byron said "Hey Pernick, stop throwin' those shit bricks at me!!" Pernick says "HaHa you like those shit bricks don't ya? Look, you're covered in shit!"

by Pernick March 6, 2004