shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

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Shinedown

A great rock band from Jacksonville, Florida! Members are Brent Smith(singer), Barry Kerch(Drummer), Eric Bass(Bass player), and Zach Myers(guitarist). Most popular songs are 45, Simple Man cover, and Second Chance. They have 3 albums (Leave a Whisper, Us and Them, and Sound of Madness) and their 4th album is supposed to be released in 2012. Great band!!

And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, swimming through the ashes of another life.

-"45", Shinedown 'Leave A Whisper'

by YPIAG April 26, 2011

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Shinned

The act of getting kicked in the shin, the third most painful thing on Earth.

John: How was the fight?
Mike: It was brutal, the guy got shinned so hard he lost all feeling in his left leg.
John: Holy fuck!

by Derpy Dude February 6, 2018

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omae ma shou shinederu

U are already dead

You:Omae ma shou shinederu
Me:Nani?

by MOBWRECKER January 16, 2018

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shinnied

Climbed,using both hands and legs for griping.

She had shinnied up the goalpost, tightrope-walked out to the middle of the crossbar and was now standing there with her arms raisied in a touchdown sign.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006