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The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.
I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.
shitbid by cober1 March 7, 2013
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shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.
shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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Shitbilly 

White Trash. Worse than a hillbilly. Performs manual labor for a living. Likes NASCAR. Drinks Keystone Ice. Smokes Marlboro Reds.
Zach: "Man did you see Jerry's cousin?"
Daniel: "Yeah that guys a fuckin Shitbilly!"
Shitbilly by Dmmaline December 16, 2008
A hairy, gorilla like man who shits in his kitchen bin despite his toilet being merely a metre away.
Chris Barnes is a real, fucking shitbin.
Shitbin by Sick tits February 13, 2014

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shebitch 

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.
- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!
shebitch by Miro January 15, 2005
A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.
That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!
shitbird by BillR June 8, 2003