shitless 

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

shitless by animedude April 24, 2004

bored shitless 

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

bored shitless by T1988 November 11, 2006

Shitless Job 

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

Shitless Job by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Shibbles 

My gorgeous sparkly-eyed pixie-eared smiley-faced girlfriend!

I'm in love with Shibbles!

Shibbles by K-Express December 27, 2011

Shibley 

A euphemism, unto ''tarnation!" and "dagnabit!", that replaces shit.

"Shibley that test sucked."
"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

Shibley by Beast Master December 9, 2004

bored shitless 

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)

Brent Fox is bored shitless

bored shitless by FarQue July 14, 2003

Shibley 

Its when a man is only allowed to put just the just the tip of his penis in a woman before the woman realizes its a terrible mistake, and has the man take it out.

Did he have sex with that girl last night?
No, he shibleyed the girl. After which, she promptly took a 30 minute shower.

Shibley by Hadentireshipforbreakfastley April 24, 2011