shemergency

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

by Alana Post September 11, 2005

sheperd

a strict teacher at your school that likes to punish you and is a compulsive liar with a fishy odour aka fishy fanny

Girl 1: UGH, I'm so annoyed !
Girl 2: I got 3 detentions today, she's at it again!
Boy 1: Who?!
Girls: SHEPERD THE FISHY BITCH!

by greenblazer March 31, 2019

shetere

Shetere . A transliteration of shit into the Māori language…

"I talked to Bronson and he says Aaron is all shetere"

"She says she can't finish her deck because the contractor ran out of wood and not her money. She is full of shetere."

"They are all shetere."

"Vege Garden. More like Shetere Garden"

"That business you are promoting is a shetere ponzi scheme"

"Monique says you're all shetere."

by maoatech March 4, 2021

ed_sheerans_mom_

the swaggiest mutual anyone can have.
ed sheerans mother/lover/idk
<3

omg i’m mutuals with ed_sheerans_mom_ on tiktok. i love them

by islapleasestoptalking July 3, 2021

Tartaglia Sheeran

Tartaglia sheeran is a pop sensation around the world of tevyat! An example of a song is Tartaglia Rasputin and shape of you!

I love Tartaglia Sheeran's songs!!

by venti_the_bard October 20, 2021

Sezer

Sezer is smart, loyal and DOES NOT TURN HIS BACK ON ANYONE! He is trying to push his limits and graduate and become an electrical engineer and live a happy wealthy life. he wants to have two kids and teach them loyalty and to respect others. he wants to live the best life he can possibly live and give his future children the best life he can give them. he looks up to his older cousins and treats them with respect as well as his younger cousins. his dad is very pushing and wants him to live a succesful life. his mum wants him to also live a successful life. he always hugs his mum and tells her how much he loves her. his dede (grandpa) is the most inspirational of all and shows that there is no impossible.

(guy gives money to a homeless man). that guy is such a Sezer

by dudeski1234321 June 8, 2019

shczerp

the sound made by the male beaver during sexual intercourse outside of the mating season.

*shczerp! schzerp!*
Joe: "Hey Lil Wayne, what's that sound?"
Lil Wayne: "That's a beaver tappin' that ass."

by damal52 May 13, 2009