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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
by Lexicunt May 31, 2021
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Sheaton

Quite Possibly the most pathetic troll on the internet, Sheaton(real name Shelby Green) is a Sheezyartist with absolutely no talent or balls to speak of. She complains about art theft and Color overs when the majority of his "gallery" is filled with recolors of Bambi Clipart and Lines from Coloring books.

Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.

A Negative four.

Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.
(On some of Sheaton 'Art')I have lately become obsessed with mixing coloring book pages together and coloring them into my characters.

(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.

Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.
by Werebereus December 31, 2011
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Shepton High School

commonly referred to as the jail school of plano. its a pretty legit place and its got its smart motha fuckas but it looks like a jail. there's no druggies smokin it up in school or nothin, and its fuckin filled with like all of these rich people who are like guys, were rich. ya dig?
Cool Kid: Hey, I'm from shepton high school!

Avg. Kid: Dammmnnn! You must be cool!

Cool Kid: Yah man! I know, I am.

Avg. Kid: I hear you guys "lol" instead of laughing

Cool Kid: lol, whered you hear that.
by LolcatsDeluxe December 18, 2010
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Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.
Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?
by sheltonite August 7, 2006
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Sheltonian

A type of species that likes to bother you and stick random pieces of paper in your face. They are also phantoms that mostly come out at night and randomly yell things like "get out...get the F out! get out!" In addition, they tell people randomly that they are too young. They also claim that it's not about them.
Watch out for that Sheltonian!! It'll burn you!
by Sylvia Aziz February 8, 2008
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shytona

Small Umpa loopa Ladie, She can light up a room with her smile. Usually Mexican Or Arabic Also Known as She Devil, Always has Short Person syndrome, Also Has Kankles and Big Boobs, Shytona also is Usually On the More Thicker side. Yet shes so easy to fall in love with. shytona often usually names her offsprings more unique names such as natalia, kyran, joshua, samantha, jaden, (etc.)
I think i seen a Shytona In willy wonka.
by Emileo Garcia estaban May 24, 2011
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