Shepard’s Dad

As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.

Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*

by Mr. McNugget February 17, 2022

Shepard's pie

The act of inserting a Speculum in a females anus. Pour a bag of frozen veggies down into it. Remove Speculum. Then have several men fuck her in the anus, each cumming inside. Once complete, proceed to have her evacuate the contents into a sauce pan. Heat and serve. Serves a party of four.

I'm full from the Shepard's pie your sister served me and the fellas tonight.

by MzSwishSweet June 1, 2023

Shepard's cane

Something to keep the sheep in line.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

shepard's delight

when you go to bed at night with a red head going down on you

last night that ginger chick stayed over and i had shepard's delight

by charlie chimdale September 7, 2022

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

john shepard

John Shepard is one badass mother fucker who won't back down to anyone!

"What can you tell me about the reapers?"-John Shepard.

by Borris the Toad October 6, 2013

German Shepard

The incorrect way of spelling German Shepherd.

People may pronounce it "German Shepard," but it's spelled German Shepherd!

by lecya October 25, 2007