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SheepStudios

A company which thinks sheep are canvas, and that they create art, when in actuality all they do is suck dick.
"Did you hear about SheepStudios?"
"Yeah, they're fucking retarded."
by Ryenn The Hunter November 4, 2014
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Sheepist

Someone who doesn't like sheep
Will is so sheepist! He won't let Phoebe have a sheep!!
by FreeSpeech4All March 27, 2020
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sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.
Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.
by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010
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sheepstick

a sheep's penis, a dildo, a sheep dildo
"i sheepesticked his ass"
"did you see that, that was a sheepstick"
by emecee October 4, 2007
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Shlopfest

The procedure in which a large African American gathers/collects the trickling residue from his armpits and deposits into cup. Now a Swedish back-packer plucks several pubic hairs from her vaginal crevasse and at the same time, releases natural (yet tasty) liquid flatulence into the same cup. Thus creating the first of 10 ingredients.
2. Horse-radish
3. Garlic (helps relief colds and flu's)
4. Pepper + Salt
5. Grandmothers secret shloppy sauce with assistance from Pop.
6. Dingle-berries fresh from the gooch of a close relative (preferable Aunty Norma)
7. Corn-relish mixed with out-of-date (woolworth limited) milk, with a touch of fore-head grease.
8. Your dad's Smegma (built up crud and crust from inbetween foreskin and penis)
9. Weet-bix, left exposed to the sun for 3 weeks, allowing the brewing of nature scents.
10. 10ml of water (no more, no less)
This shloppy concoction is poured vigorously down any open crevasse of one's desire. Allow the mixture of pure ingredients to settle and shlopify into the essence of one's body and soul. Once achieved, one will feel uplifted, enlighted, and may find oneself dead. This is an experience that is unforgivable yet imperative for one to complete before death. There is one vital rule that can only assure festivities of shlop, that being, numerous people must attend/participate (otherwise, not being a fest).
"Wanna come to my shlopfest tonight Gazza?"

"ahhh, yeah what is it?"

"Search 'Schlopfest' on UrbanDictionary.com"

*later, after Gazza searches this definition*

"Sure brew, im in, do u want me to bring the shloppy sauce or the dingle-berries, I dont mind"

"Naa thats fine, I already have them in ample supply, you just bring the water yeah?"

"Alright, sounds good"

"Anyways, how was your day?"

(Conversation continues...)

Shlop
by Bethwaite August 2, 2010
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sheeplet

Meet Marty, a sheeplet, another tea party partitard right wingnut.
by SpellboundTSE July 20, 2011
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Sheepist

Judging the color of a sheeps wool in Minecraft.
This sheeps wool is light brown and this ones black. I dont like them. I am so sheepist
by Dyrtyy Boltz July 10, 2012
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